Urgent Dispatch: Wrong Bread.
In a grievous error, Eli tired of organic bread inspection at a Whole Foods in LA and chose a variety that has only now (midway through Arizona) revealed itself to be The Wrong Bread. It smells. And it is far too "natural-style." In a rare interview, Temim informed me, from the front seat that it is "a bit moldy-tasting, with a wet banana overtone, reminiscent of a tupperware that hasn't been opened in 4 months and has a few drops of tepid water inside." Fruchter then went on: "Wanna bite?"
posted by The Shondes at 8:10 PM
5 Comments:
Friends, I miss you!!
xoxo,
erica
wanna bite? is the only appropriate response, because when something is so weirdly bad you can only explain it in fruit-bacteria-plastic metaphors, themselves probably too inadequate for the job, others need to experience it as well.
2 cents.
Oh god.
oh, fruchter, you do go on.
wet banana overtones. i never.
i am just now seeing this post. perfection.
xo
myles
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